Guy pities neighbor's orange cat and gives him some chicken, the cat keeps hissterically returning with stolen items to trade for treats: 'Today, he brought me a sponge'

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    Cat stealing a fish including 'I accidentally trained my neighbor's cat to rob me'
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    So I don't own a cat. This is important. About three months ago, my neighbor's orange cat started visiting my apartment window. At first he'd just sit there and stare at me like I owed him money. Eventually I felt bad and gave him a tiny piece of chicken.
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    Big mistake. Now he shows up every single day like he's clocking into a job. But the weird part started last week.
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    Cute stray orange tabby cat
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    I noticed small random items appearing on my balcony. At first it was a bottle cap. Then a sock. Then a pen. I assumed the wind was just being chaotic.
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    Yesterday the cat shows up again. I open the window and he proudly drops... a full unopened granola bar at my feet. This cat looked extremely proud of himself.
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    Cat Smelling Food at Grill Party
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    That's when it hit me. This dude thinks we're trading. Food for stolen goods.
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    So apparently I have accidentally created a tiny orange criminal who commits neighborhood burglaries in exchange for chicken. I am now running what appears to be the world's smallest and least efficient black market.
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    Today he brought me a sponge. I don't even know who he robbed for that.
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    Prestigious_Leg2229 See if you can teach it specific objects and help it understand that some specific things net better food rewards. Then use that system to train it to steal socks. Be the evil you want to see in the world.
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    Sithstress_ Ngl I would be making that kitty gourmet meals. Lol. Or, you know, Temptations or something if I was being lazy. . You must continue this and keep us posted!
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    Sunny-D in I really enjoyed this! Yes, kitty is bringing you presents Please don't be upset if it brings you a mouse, that's actually quite an honor. Yes, kitty is proud of their gifts for you! I love your relationship❤❤
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    SailorMom1976 Not trained for socks! But I agree,make YouTube shorts daily & you could start making money eventually, also we all just want to see what he brings next!!! cats are criminals from birth, you didn't really make him a thief, just gave him a good reason>
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    lithiumrev orange cat energy to the nth degree.
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    Striders_aglet When he brings you money, give him extra chicken. Profit!
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    Hagabar I had an orange gift cat in the past his offerings were always the heads of whatever rodents he captured. Left on my door mat.
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    barbarawick This is why I have 2 cats! They are smart and hilarious. My house would be so dull without them.
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    PeachImpressive319 Start a Facebook or WhatsApp group with the neighbourhood telling them where to claim their items that were brought to you by a four legged thief.
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    D Shooter61 Gotta train it to find money and jewelry. I've heard of crows being trained to perform. Time to add chicken and tuna to your grocery list.
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    alittlepizza He loves you! Like, you're an ok hunter since you shared food one time but not every time! You lucky duck!

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